just breathe

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

(via amazed)

burgrs:

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

(via hi)

harryedward:

is he cute or is he just tall????  a real question yall need to ask yourselves 

(via zackisontumblr)

w-for-wumbo:

leftforbed:

emilie-xo:

party-balloons:

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

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Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

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i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

(via lmaowtfnoel)

  • Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
  • Me: Is ya'll hiring?
  • officialfrenchtoast:

    "dinner is ready"

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    (via the-absolute-best-gifs)

    jackblogguy:

    jerkidiot:

    pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

    (via hi)