You want to be thin and you want to be pretty, but then there’s pizza
BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like
you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil